What should I get my neighbor's kid for his birthday?

I was thinking about a casket, because the lil bastard keeps tearing up my flower beds.

What should I get my neighbor's kid for his birthday?
how about 'responsible parents'
Reply:a 4D camera , you never know whats behind all that they can lorn to behave only ask the right questions don't mistake children are the same as us grown ups only they are not that much influenced , they are innocent thats the key .. ,i hope children NEVER grow up like we do or did they are /when innocent and PURE theres nothing that is more important than that/may the wind be always in you re back and the sun shine upon you re face mountains are there to see just breath taking...or to climb whatever you choose always choices, but you never ever can go back to pure as a child ,/ wonder/ discover/ storys/ fun/ play/ laugh out loud when was that for you? lough out loud remember answering more questions that you think you right there is a lot more so thats the key.... be smart be pure
Reply:Give him some dynamite and tell him they are firecrackers.
Reply:you should give him his own flower bed
Reply:...How about a bill for $1,000 for all the damage he did...
Reply:How about a rake so he can fix the mess.