Can anyone think of a funny & clever birthday message to send with flowers to someone you have a crush on?

So not to frighten the person off, I'd keep it light, with a strong hint!


Maybe, something like:-





"Like to wish you "Happy Birthday"


And a year that's best by far.


Like to take this chance to tell you


Just how likeable you are"

Can anyone think of a funny %26amp; clever birthday message to send with flowers to someone you have a crush on?
Don't use the usual ****, such as roses are red bollocks,





Be your self. You don't need to be funny or better than what you are, if anything, make your self worse. because in time, when you 'return' to your self, that person will see the 'change' and think Hang on... S/He's changing for me, so they must like me. Then, once your together, start changing with each other.
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